tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31091732201644998332011-07-07T14:52:45.290-07:00Sweet Teen Tease Samanthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14947740889983519793noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3109173220164499833.post-20430617888679251162010-02-13T09:52:00.000-08:002010-02-13T10:07:19.098-08:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">The website </span><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.phonesexvalentines.com/">Spice up your Valentine's Day with a Phone Fantasy Call</a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> made my pussy so wet. One of their motto's is "Make this Valentine’s day a very sexually adventurous one!" and I couldn't agree more. The site also has quite a few phone sex jokes.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">They call me Sweet Teen Tease Samantha and I can take sexual adventure to the eXXXtreme. I'll do all those things that you don't dare even whisper to your wife or girlfriend. I don't mind being your dirty little secret, we both know how much you NEED me. So won't you be my Valentine? Let's have Valentine's Day Phone Sex and make each other cum so hard. If you call me before the start of your date you'll last so much longer for her tonight when your making love. *giggles*</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">If you want to give me something extra special for Valentine's Day (other than your cum of course *giggles*) You can give me a TIP at the end of our call or you can send me a gift card from </span><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://emailagiftcard.com/">http://emailagiftcard.com/</a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> or send me an </span><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/gc/ref=g_gc-gc_dp_redirect">Amazon gift card</a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">. Just type in my email address which is SamanthaMakesUSmile@yahoo.com I LOVE to be spoiled and I'll thank you in my own special way. </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Oh by the way, I’m also offering a SPECIAL of FREE Phone Sex with me from now thru 02/28. Get 5 minutes FREE every time you do a paid call with me. Must mention this special at the start of call and must be used on the same call. </span><br /><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hVBruxtcRTw/S3blA7uENVI/AAAAAAAAA3U/kZ1CwZONLSc/s1600-h/Dont+keep+me+waiting.jpg"><img dragover="true" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 238px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hVBruxtcRTw/S3blA7uENVI/AAAAAAAAA3U/kZ1CwZONLSc/s400/Dont+keep+me+waiting.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437785404290118994" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Don't keep me waiting. Call now 1-877-800-9986 xoxoSamantha</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3109173220164499833-2043061788867925116?l=samanthasjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sweet Teen Tease Samanthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14947740889983519793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3109173220164499833.post-23255066548685276572009-02-06T20:19:00.001-08:002009-02-06T20:19:44.534-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Hey guys, Samantha here! My main # 1*877*800*9986 isn't working right now.<br /><br /> Call me at 1*866*667*7781 and ask for Samantha.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3109173220164499833-2325506654868527657?l=samanthasjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sweet Teen Tease Samanthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14947740889983519793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3109173220164499833.post-16750689259946273982008-10-07T04:48:00.000-07:002008-10-07T04:48:00.996-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://dl5.glitter-graphics.net/pub/14/14625ngnyolb5zq.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://dl5.glitter-graphics.net/pub/14/14625ngnyolb5zq.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hVBruxtcRTw/SOpsbjPA2zI/AAAAAAAAAko/bqumKt3uMvQ/s1600-h/Cute.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hVBruxtcRTw/SOpsbjPA2zI/AAAAAAAAAko/bqumKt3uMvQ/s400/Cute.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254131135851584306" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 127);">Kisses ~Samantha<br /><a href="http://www.sweetteenteases.com/">http://www.sweetteenteases.com/ </a><br />Call me at 1-877-800-9986</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.sweetteenteases.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">I love to joke around and play games. I love phonesex the more taboo and naughtier the better the phone sex. I like to role-play and do all those kinky and nasty things that you wouldn't dare ask your wife or girlfriend to do. <giggles>Cum Fuck This Young Hot Teen Today! NO TABOOS phone sex, NO RESTRICTIONS phone sex, NO AGE LIMITS phone sex! I love being daddy's little girl, a cute teen cock tease. I'm into age play, age-play of any age really and you'll love every second because of my barely legal voice and erotic giggles. Did I say I love ageplay? <giggles> I'll be your bend over babe. I love to sit on daddys lap. I'm a nasty young cum slut and love anal and being daddy's young cock sucking slut taking it in all my holes. I love oral sex, I'm a very oral teen and want to worship your cock. I'll suck your cock like you wouldn't fucking believe. I love to deep throat a big thick juicy dick. I love guided masturbation phone sex and cum really hard while doing mutual masturbation phonesex.<br /></giggles></giggles></span><span style="font-size:0;"><br /></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3109173220164499833-1675068925994627398?l=samanthasjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sweet Teen Tease Samanthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14947740889983519793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3109173220164499833.post-38457139596353117712008-08-26T17:44:00.000-07:002008-08-27T04:50:36.880-07:00<div style="text-align: center;">A husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up<br />a case of beer and sticks it in the shopping cart.<br /><br />'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.<br /><br />'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans', he says.<br /><br />'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping. A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it in the cart.<br /><br />'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man.<br /><br />'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.<br /><br />The man replies, 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE'<br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://profilegod.net/comments/funny_beer-holder.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://profilegod.net/comments/funny_beer-holder.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 127);">You don't need to be drunk to call me. *giggles* Although drunk callers can be really fun. *giggles*<br /><br />Kisses ~Samantha<br /><a href="http://www.sweetteenteases.com/">http://www.sweetteenteases.com/ </a><br />Call me at 1-877-800-9986</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.sweetteenteases.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">I love phonesex the more taboo and naughtier the better the phone sex. I like to role-play and do all those kinky and nasty things that you wouldn't dare ask your wife or girlfriend to do. <giggles>Cum Fuck This Young Hot Teen Today! NO TABOOS phone sex, NO RESTRICTIONS phone sex, NO AGE LIMITS phone sex! I love being daddy's little girl, a cute teen cock tease. I'm into age play, age-play of any age really and you'll love every second because of my barely legal voice and erotic giggles. Did I say I love ageplay? <giggles> I'll be your bend over babe. I love to sit on daddys lap. I'm a nasty young cum slut and love anal and being daddy's young cock sucking slut taking it in all my holes. I love oral sex, I'm a very oral teen and want to worship your cock. I'll suck your cock like you wouldn't fucking believe. I love to deep throat a big thick juicy dick. I love guided masturbation phone sex and cum really hard while doing mutual masturbation phonesex.<br /></giggles></giggles></span><span style="font-size:0;"><br /></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3109173220164499833-3845713959635311771?l=samanthasjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sweet Teen Tease Samanthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14947740889983519793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3109173220164499833.post-10915842269692408562008-08-23T07:46:00.000-07:002008-08-23T13:57:13.241-07:00Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.<br /><br />After a few days they meet up for lunch.<br /><br />The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.<br /><br />The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.<br /><br />The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.<br /><br />As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'<br /><br /><a href="http://www.sweetteenteases.com/"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hVBruxtcRTw/SLB4qKGGY6I/AAAAAAAAAgQ/SdlYbP5woQk/s1600-h/Black+Corset.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hVBruxtcRTw/SLB4qKGGY6I/AAAAAAAAAgQ/SdlYbP5woQk/s400/Black+Corset.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237819032291664802" /></a></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 127);">Call me, I'll do all those things your wife or girlfriend wouldn't. *giggles*<br /><br />Kisses ~Samantha<br /><a href="http://www.sweetteenteases.com/">http://www.sweetteenteases.com/ </a><br />Call me at 1-877-800-9986</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.sweetteenteases.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">I love phonesex the more taboo and naughtier the better the phone sex. I like to role-play and do all those kinky and nasty things that you wouldn't dare ask your wife or girlfriend to do. <giggles>Cum Fuck This Young Hot Teen Today! NO TABOOS phone sex, NO RESTRICTIONS phone sex, NO AGE LIMITS phone sex! I love being daddy's little girl, a cute teen cock tease. I'm into age play, age-play of any age really and you'll love every second because of my barely legal voice and erotic giggles. Did I say I love ageplay? <giggles> I'll be your bend over babe. I love to sit on daddys lap. I'm a nasty young cum slut and love anal and being daddy's young cock sucking slut taking it in all my holes. I love oral sex, I'm a very oral teen and want to worship your cock. I'll suck your cock like you wouldn't fucking believe. I love to deep throat a big thick juicy dick. I love guided masturbation phone sex and cum really hard while doing mutual masturbation phonesex.<br /></giggles></giggles></span><span style="font-size:0;"><br /></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3109173220164499833-1091584226969240856?l=samanthasjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sweet Teen Tease Samanthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14947740889983519793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3109173220164499833.post-13692820078340377662008-08-23T05:57:00.000-07:002008-08-23T14:17:28.752-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Here is an actual sign posted at the <a href="http://www.teetimesinarizona.com/index.htm?kw=phantom%20horse&gclid=CJTZwNjupJUCFQuwGgodGWhXjw">Phantom Horse Golf Club in Scottsdale , Arizona</a>:</span><br /><br />1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.<br />2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.<br />3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!<br />4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.<br />5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.<br />6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.<br />7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF<br />YOU.<br />8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.<br />9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING<br />10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Disgusting/piss.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Disgusting/piss.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 127);">Call me, I bet I can help ya with your swing. *giggles*<br /><br />Kisses ~Samantha<br /><a href="http://www.sweetteenteases.com/">http://www.sweetteenteases.com/ </a><br />Call me at 1-877-800-9986</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.sweetteenteases.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">I love phonesex the more taboo and naughtier the better the phone sex. I like to role-play and do all those kinky and nasty things that you wouldn't dare ask your wife or girlfriend to do. <giggles>Cum Fuck This Young Hot Teen Today! NO TABOOS phone sex, NO RESTRICTIONS phone sex, NO AGE LIMITS phone sex! I love being daddy's little girl, a cute teen cock tease. I'm into age play, age-play of any age really and you'll love every second because of my barely legal voice and erotic giggles. Did I say I love ageplay? <giggles> I'll be your bend over babe. I love to sit on daddys lap. I'm a nasty young cum slut and love anal and being daddy's young cock sucking slut taking it in all my holes. I love oral sex, I'm a very oral teen and want to worship your cock. I'll suck your cock like you wouldn't fucking believe. I love to deep throat a big thick juicy dick. I love guided masturbation phone sex and cum really hard while doing mutual masturbation phonesex.<br /></giggles></giggles></span><span style="font-size:0;"><br /></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3109173220164499833-1369282007834037766?l=samanthasjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sweet Teen Tease Samanthahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14947740889983519793noreply@blogger.com0